I need a mind motel

I love it when one child won't settle down until midnight, and the next one wakes up about fifteen seconds later, crashes in the bathroom and blasts the shower on, jauntily thinking it's six-fifteen and time to get up.

Mom: Knock-knock. --Um...everything okay in there?
Child: Pokes face out of bathroom. --Hi, Mom! Good morning!
Mom: It's midnight. Why are you up??? It's MIDNIGHT, I say. Go back to bed!!
Child, with face of utter confusion: It is??
PMB: WAAAAAA!! Help! Aliens! Zombie attacks! I'VE BEEN ABDUCTED BY MONSTERS AND LOCKED UP IN MY CRIB!

Don't worry, I'm staying off the roads as much as possible today.