This is so not my day.

If, three and a half hours after stubbing your toe, it is still numb, is that bad?

Please tell me it doesn't need medical attention. I did the one-year-old well baby checkup with the 4-shot super-whammy with PMB this afternoon, and first thing tomorrow, me and the kids with glasses all get an eye exam. I think I'm medicaled-out.

Please, dream people, let me dream something nice and empowering tonight. With no stubbed toes, please.