Idaho

I enjoyed robinellen's post On Coloradoans, so I thought I'd put up the one my MIL sent me about Idaho last winter. True, true...

65 ABOVE ZERO:
Floridians turn on the heat..
People in Idaho plant gardens..

60 ABOVE ZERO:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Idaho sunbathe.

50 ABOVE ZERO:
Italian & English cars won’t start.
People in Idaho drive with the windows down.

40 ABOVE ZERO:
Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and wool hats.
People in Idaho throw on a flannel shirt.

35 ABOVE ZERO:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Idaho have the last cookout before it gets cold.

20 ABOVE ZERO:
People in Miami all die..
Idahoans close the windows.                                                                                  

ZERO:                  
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Idaho get out their winter coats.

10 BELOW ZERO:
Hollywood disintegrates..
The Girl Scouts in Idaho are selling cookies door to door.

20 BELOW ZERO:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.                                                                               
People in Idaho let the dogs sleep indoors.

30 BELOW ZERO:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Idahoans get upset because they can’t start the snow-mobile.

40 BELOW ZERO:
ALL atomic motion stops..
People in Idaho start saying…"Cold enough fer ya?"

50 BELOW ZERO

H*** freezes over.                                                                                          
Idaho public schools will open 2 hours late.