Thanks to YouTube...

...I now know the proper way to hold a football so nobody can take it from you. I also know four practice drills for running backs (two kinds of running over small barriers, one plant-and-change-direction thing with orange cones, and a stiff arm move to push off tackles). What I don't know is how to keep that ball in that breastplated position while you are attempting a 4.4 40-yard dash (try running without swinging your arms and you'll see what I mean). Surely the internet will provide all knowledge, however. I should have listened to my character to start off with--English is not his native language and reading is work for him, so he watches clips on line instead of reading about them (in his spare time when he's not practicing). Well, reading about football is about as exciting as reading about Monopoly. So I'm with Andy on this one.

Yes, I has skillz now...