google meme

I've seen this meme a couple times now, and as melissa_writing says, it's got all the thrills of Mad Libs. Google your name + needs and pick out fun ones.


Rose needs special mention here as she keeps the house running smoothly and has done so for the past 10 years.
Why, thank you!

Rose needs to make extensions to her buildings to accommodate a further 12 kids
Ummmm....I have four already. Twelve more??

though all Rose's needs are swiftly seen to, no servants are visible.
And I thought Manuela (the nanny), Luigi (the cook), and Ricardo (the chauffeur) were imaginary. NOW I get it. They're invisible. (But how come they still don't come when I call them? Maybe deafness accompanies invisibility?)

Rose needs an illustration of the virtues of sticking to the knitting
Now wait a minute! They're my servants, and it's my business to know what they're up to, even if they are invisible!

Rose needs your help to make a "Penguin Information Bulletin Board"
All you penguins, step right up! Get your information here!

Rose needs to grow up, she won't be mature for another 18 months.
Now you tell me what my problem is!