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olmue ([personal profile] olmue) wrote2009-01-19 10:02 am

Noooooo! Vampire dreams, Part II

Okay, really. Enough is enough.

Last night in dreamland I spent my time as the Vampire Girlfriend's Best Friend. No, I don't know when she will be home. No, I don't want to discuss how she feels about you with you. And really, could you use a little less hair gel and get rid of the weird cakey face powder?

It's library day today. Maybe I'll pick out a nice book on knitting patterns or something...